The Potions Master Muwhahaha!!!!

Island nights

Fri, 10 Oct 2003 01:17:20 GMT

Well I hate to say but I've reverted back to some of my old ways. I admit it I want Fred Weasly, he's my ideal. But alas the silly boy isn't interested, maybe George would have been more willing.

So I'm feeling rejected and turning to someone I know finds me appealing. Voldimort has been showing me some nice attention and we've started to sleep very close to each other. I enjoy it. BTW I've heard someone saying I snored. And for the record I do not snore....just ask Voldimort.

I actully tried to be nice to Wormtail today...but he just mumbles something and runs away when. Overall I think things are going well....I might suggest mime to Voldimort again tonight.

Wow..what happened last night

Tue, 07 Oct 2003 13:39:15 GMT

Ok...Voldimort and I got into my secret stach of liquer. I don't remember exactly what we did. I'm sure we behaved ourselves nicely for the most part.

But this morning I woke up on Top of Voldimort and he was wearing particully nothing. So I wonder? I mean I was fully dressed..um...for the most part. I sure we didn't do anything. But he keeps looking at me.

Meanwhile I'm really glad I have my new monkey, Dicky. He reduces the stress of the Island for me.

The only other thing I wonder about is why Luna and Oliver keep giving me strange looks, odd children.

First day

Mon, 06 Oct 2003 14:11:05 GMT

I must say I believe our fist day went better then expected. I do believe that Ms. Granger and Mr. Wood were up to no good. They went off by themselves.....I can only imagine what they were doing.

Fred and I managed to find water after he humalitied me at darts. Damn that little git...however I'm sure I will find a purpose for him. He did manage to find us water, so I guess I can forgive him.

I was so upset I managed to make a crude alcoholic beverage out of some plants, thank god for my potion making skill. I did this while I was making the fire. Unfortunatly I believe I got a little drunk. I think I may have come on to someone..but I don't quite remember. Maybe it was Tonks, I know Voldimort has been eyeing me, god I hope he isn't thinking about the good old days.

Everyone keeps defending Wormtail, like he is a person. The man lived as a rat for almost 13 years, why is there all this concern. Really how is my team going to crush the other team if we are a bunch of bleeding hearts. Not that entirly approve of Wormtails pressence....he was far to eager to use the knife. And I don't want to know what Voldie does with him at night *shudders*

Other then that I must say I am rather pleased with my team. Tonks and Luna are doing a fine job, now for some reason I can't get the thought of red hair out of my mind.

My application

Wed, 24 Sep 2003 23:57:16 GMT

Hello, my name is Severus Snape. I am currently Potions Master at Hogwarts. I believe I would be perfect for your show. I know how to you limited supplies to achieve my goals. I mean just look at Neville Longbottom, now that is boy with "Limited Supplies" if you know what I mean, and he still has managed to pass potions thanks to my skills as a teacher. I also know how to deal with adversity thanks to those Weasly twins. If they had been in my house they would have been expelled in their first year. For that matter so should Harry and his faithful sidekick...but I degress. I know how to work well with those I don't always get along with. Just look at Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, who I was willing to work with despite their being stupid, arogant pricks. Simply put I think I would be the ideal candiate for this game. No one knows how to play both sides quite as well as I do. That is all I have to say...you would be fools not to accept me.